UGLY MEN ARE LESS LIKELY TO CHEAT

170·Mercy Peter

"I'm done with them," I said, turning my head to look at her. "I am never going near a good-looking man again." Kiki raised an eyebrow at me. "What is that supposed to mean?" "It's simple logic," I said, resting my chin in my hand. "Ugly men don't have options. Women aren't throwing themselves at them on the street, in restaurants, or at work. An ugly man knows he isn't pretty, so he actually has to bring something else to the table. He stays loyal because he knows how hard it is to get a woman in the first place." Kiki stared at me for a few seconds, her mouth slightly open, before letting out a short, quiet snort. "Are you actually being serious right now?" "Completely," I said. "I gave two years of my life to a pretty boy who lived off my diner tips and slept with my mother. From now on, I'm using my head. I'm going to find a plain, ugly man with money, fix my life, and never look back."